Josh Beckett, in a moment of showboating, chooses not to run off the field like his teammates after the third out, but instead prefers to do "the snake."
"my name is josh beckett and i am a gigantic douche bag. and since a douche bag is technically an inanimate object, i'm just going to flop onto the ground like this."
"I don't know why I didn't start reading Boiled Sports long ago but I should have." -The Nittany Line
"Well-written, high expectations, uncompromising written beatdowns of Joe Tiller and company only to lighten the mood with the occasional posts of hotties." -Lake The Posts
"By the way, if you're not reading Boiled Sports, what's stopping you?" -Black Heart Gold Pants
"Are the boobs really necessary?" -Mrs. Money
SI noticed us on 2/15/08! It's kind of like the popular cheerleader saying hi to you in the hallway.
11 boneheaded retorts:
"I've been so high for so long, I just gotta kiss the ground to make sure its real."
"Josh Beckett collapses when he notices a horrifiying lack of sideboobs on this site."
"Hey, 'Down With Goldy' has sideboobs today. Ahhhhh"
This grass smells amazing. Fabreeze?
"check it out...The worm."
Beckett holds on for dear life as the aliens try to beam him up.
Yeah, definitely the worm, not the snake. Just sayin'
Boobs?
Here's a comment: "Two weeks and no frick'n sideboobs!"
"Josh Beckett narrowly escapes a flying blister headed straight for his right hand..."
"my name is josh beckett and i am a gigantic douche bag. and since a douche bag is technically an inanimate object, i'm just going to flop onto the ground like this."
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