SCENE: Galveston, TX, last Friday afternoon.
MAN: "Hmmm, let's see... where's my duck costume? Honey, where's my duck costume?"
WOMAN, OFF-CAMERA: "I think it's at the cleaners. Are we evacuating?"
MAN: "Yeah, yeah, give me a minute... how could you not have picked up my duck costume? Seriously, woman, what's your problem?"
WOMAN, OFF-CAMERA: "Why don't you wear your bear costume?"
MAN: "That's ridiculous. It makes no sense at all. Where's the humor in that? My goodness, woman, you don't know anything about comedy."
WOMAN, OFF-CAMERA: "Hey, honey, there's another news crew out there... looks like they're doing a live feed....probably going to be on the Houston news."
MAN: [sighs] "Well, the bear will have to do..."
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 brain dumps:
Well, G told me I was being a dumbass...but it got me on national TV, yo.
The duck costume was in West Lafayette, IN this past weekend!
Who knew the duck/bear was such a misogynist?
He treats his wife worse than Ike Turner.
This even made CNN this evening - very funny.
酒店經紀人,
菲梵酒店經紀,
酒店經紀,
禮服酒店上班,
酒店小姐兼職,
便服酒店經紀,
酒店打工經紀,
制服酒店工作,
專業酒店經紀,
合法酒店經紀,
酒店暑假打工,
酒店寒假打工,
酒店經紀人,
菲梵酒店經紀,
酒店經紀,
禮服酒店上班,
酒店經紀人,
菲梵酒店經紀,
酒店經紀,
禮服酒店上班,
酒店小姐兼職,
便服酒店工作,
酒店打工經紀,
制服酒店經紀,
專業酒店經紀,
合法酒店經紀,
酒店暑假打工,
酒店寒假打工,
酒店經紀人,
菲梵酒店經紀,
酒店經紀,
禮服酒店上班,
酒店小姐兼職,
便服酒店工作,
酒店打工經紀,
制服酒店經紀,
酒店經紀,
菲
梵,酒店,
Post a Comment