Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Michigan Week -- Purdue Coaches Room

Coach Hope: Men, thanks for assembling. I know we're having fewer and fewer coaches meetings because A) the season is a loss and B) Coach Tiller is often very sleepy, so I genuinely appreciate you showing up. Here's the thing -- we have the maize and blue this week, who are also 2-6 and whom everyone is beating up on. We need to beat them. Brock, what do you think for this week's defensive game plan? You must have something up your sleeve.

Brock Spack:



Coach Hope: Ah, I see. You're truly a defensive wizard, Brock. But see, here's the thing -- we want to keep Coach Tiller in the dark on our opponent this week -- Shh! Don't say the name! -- because Joe is very... scared of this squad.

[Tiller begins to enter room]

Coach Legg Rock: You mean Michigan?

[Tiller freezes mid-stride, eyes widen]

Coach Hope: Dammit.

[Tiller runs from the room, grabbing Curtis Painter by the arm and fleeing]

Tiller: Come with me, Curtis! I'll save you, my little buckaroo!!

11 chunks of gibberish:

Plang said...

The only thing that would make that last picture better is if you included a picture of Godzilla wearing a Michigan helmet...

ATL_Boilers said...

I just saw that we are on the 'waiting list' for the bottom 10 on ESPN.com... Tiller really can't do ANYTHING right this year!

zlionsfan said...

It's getting to the point where I'm not entirely sure how we beat Central Michigan.

Actually, no, I think we're already there.

Anonymous said...

Did Coach Legg fly up from Florida for this meeting?

Purdue Matt said...

Legg?!

J Money said...

Ha! Whoops.... mah bad!

Anonymous said...

i love how the photo is from the movie "The Host". A quite irrelevant movie which was done in Korean. Check it out, very funny for a monster flick.

dozer8589 said...

Those are some mad Photoshop skills.

J Money said...

I love you, too, Dozer. Don't pretend the poor photo skills don't make it funnier.

dozer8589 said...

No, no. I think it's way funny. I just don't think that Tiller should be yanking on Painter's bad arm like that.

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