In the Illinois post game, I asked for suggestions for AJ Hammons' nickname. So many ham puns. You guys are the best. Let's look at what we have so far:
I try not to play favorites, but this guy is my favorite BS reader. Everyone else is playing for second place.
@BoiledSports isn't "7 Feet of Ham" obvious?— Ryne Smith (@RyneSmith_) January 16, 2014
More awesome submissions after the break:
The standard nickname:
@BoiledSports "Ham Bone". Has a working class ring to it.— Codie Ross (@CodieRoss) January 16, 2014
Simple, effective. Also, apparently people didn't like my suggestion of THE GREEK GOD OF AUTHORITATIVE OFFENSIVE REBOUNDS:
Rhyme time. Also, much love for the GWOH props.
@BoiledSports How about "The Hamma-Jamma?" I'm also a fan of "The Great Wall of Hammons."— Matthew Beenken (@beenkenator) January 16, 2014
Phi Slamma Jamma:
@boiledsports Hammons phrase could be, "Get me a Ham slamwich!" ... Yikes.— Caleb B. (@ATC_Boilermaker) January 16, 2014
@BoiledSports "The Ham-on Whole Wheat Slamwich" ... I went too far.— Matthew Beenken (@beenkenator) January 16, 2014
So regal. I love it:
@BoiledSports Hammington Blocksworth— Matt Stone (@wicket87) January 16, 2014
@BoiledSports The Hammonster.— Fatt Quinn (@ThefattestOB) January 16, 2014
@BoiledSports No No No, The Hammonstrosity— Fatt Quinn (@ThefattestOB) January 16, 2014
So many ham-puns:
Somewhat racial, but forests are pretty scary:
But seriously...this one is my favorite. Not even close:
SwatKing Abdul Jabar. I love you all, so much.