-Despite the fact that Joseph Vincent Paterno was born in 1926, He is not old!
Please also know that his rants, noises & old guy-isms aren't funny or note-worthy.
-Despite the fact that Charlie Weis had a gastric bypass surgery, his weight is at a healthy level and he is not "fat". Any writings, video evidence or eyewitness accounts to the contrary should not be recorded.
-Despite the fact that Kelvin Sampson was found guilty of breaking NCAA regulations by the NCAA Rules Violation Committee, he has never cheated. Any future article, weblog, TV story or other that uses both Sampson's name and the word "cheat" will be ignored.