Dan doesn't play basketball, too, does he? Because we're tired of seeing him.
Purdue continues its budding ongoing rivalry with Central Michigan today. What, do you expect a full-on BS recap? On our holiday weekend? Have you no hearts, you Ebeneezer Scrooges?
Consider the comments section your place to share first impressions and semi-formed thoughts on the game. Our more detailed write-up, if you're good boys and girls, coming later tonight or tomorrow.