Paging Ron Mexico. Mr. Mexico, please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone.

Here lies the Aquafina Water Bottle Diversion Safe. Courtesy of one Michael Vick.

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was reluctant to throw away his 20-ounce water bottle at a Miami International Airport security checkpoint Wednesday morning.

The reason, police say: The plastic bottle had a secret compartment that, when opened, had a dark residue and a pungent odor of marijuana.

You can read more of the story here at the Miami Herald.

This may be the break we needed to finally win the war on drugs!

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