Joke of the day...

I heard this on the radio, so I can't take credit for it...

You've all probably heard of the cat that has predicted the death of 25 elderly people in a nursing home in Providence, RI. Well, that isn't amazing to some people. In fact, Michael Vick made a statement regarding the remarkable feline on the way into court on Thursday.

He said, "Sure, that cat can guess when those people are going to die...but if I got to meet Oscar, I'm positive I could tell you when he would die."

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