Another Roger Clemens Cingular Commercial

Everybody loved the original Cingular commercial with Roger and Debbie Clemens last year (just one year ago, amazingly). And hey, if you watch the video closely, you can see the guy on the right in the background start making a jerk-off gesture right when Roger says "I'm back, guys!" I have to believe that was done to be funny and wasn't expected to make the final cut.

Anyway, we then unearthed another version and shared it with you. And now Roger and Debbie are back.








[Roger on Phone]

Hey honey! I’m out on the golf course with the guys, and it reminded me of when we filmed that funny commercial about me coming out of retirement. Wasn’t that fun? I remember it like it was just last year.









[Debbie on phone]

Are you kidding? It was last year, you stupid meathead.








[Roger on Phone]

Whoa, take it easy, Deb. What’s gotten into you?









[Debbie on Phone]

Well, there’s someone here you need to talk to. I’ll videoconference her in.










[busted Mindy McCready]

[smokey, gravelly voice] Hey, Rog. Remembah me?









[Roger on Phone]

Gah! Who the hell are you??









[Debbie on Phone]

She says you two had an affair starting when she was 15, you prick.








[Roger on Phone]

What?? Seriously? Hon, ah mean, come on! Look at her! I’m not sayin’ I wouldn’t cheat – I’m a ballplayer after all…








[Debbie on Phone]

You used to be, anyway.








[Roger on Phone]

…but come on, do you think I would cheat with…with…with THAT mess?











[busted Mindy McCready]

Rog, maybe you don’t remember me, but this is what I used to look like:

[texts pictures of hot McCready to Roger]














[Roger on Phone]

Oh, hells yeah! I’d hit that! Rocket power hour, baby!








[Debbie on Phone]

What was that?









[Roger on Phone]

What? Nothing. Who is this?

[call drops]









[Debbie on Phone]

What did you just say? So you DID do her? G-ddammit, Roger!! I’m pissed now! Do you hear me? I’ve just knocked over some flowers in the kitchen to illustrate my point! And you know how much I hate knocking things over Roger!












[Mindy McCready mug shot]

[smokey, gravelly voice] Anybody got a ciggy?

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