J Money, Boilerdowd, and Aneesh reconvene to talk about Commodore Hazell righting the ship after (impressively) not losing the locker room last week, the meaningfulness of close wins versus bad teams, Darrell Hazell's heel click, projecting Purdue's remaining wins, piling up injuries on an already-thin roster, whether Purdue and Illinois would agree to play each other nine times during the Big Ten slate, and PJ Fleck's lunacy winning us over.

All that, plus Dowd's tragic post-unicycling accident eulogy, J Money as Beetlejuice, Aneesh's pledge to record the podcast naked if Purdue wins 3 of the next 4 games, and Darrell Hazell coaching the fifth game naked (aside from the vest and hat) if Purdue wins 3 of its next 4 games.