The other night, while sitting at a concert (Def Leppard, Foreigner and Stix -- the mullets were everywhere), Mrs. Money and I had the following exchange.
"Maybe I'll start a blog with my friends and we'll just post pictures of men with big penises."
"Go ahead," I said, "I could be your first photo."
"No, no... I don't get featured on your site," she (unwisely) countered.
"You just say the word," I said, eagerly. "I'm proud of your bazookas and would love to show them off."
And so that's how I almost got permission to put my wife's sideboobs on here for Sideboob Friday. But really, those are for me to look at and not you. Naughty, naughty reader!
We begin today's session by thanking a reader for his tip -- I'd put his name here, but who knows if he'd want his real name posted so we'll just call him "Matt." Because that's his name.
Anyway, Matt shared our first picture below...
This, my friends, is Gemma Atkinson. And I'll let Matt give the bio: "Her name is Gemma Atkinson. And no, I have no idea who she is, nor do I care." Indeed, Matt, indeed. And thanks for the tip.
Because Gemma was rather delightful, I decided to do a little looking around for more of Gemma and, well, let's just say that Gemma isn't at all hesitant to leave a lot of herself out there to be found. The second picture here is again Gemma Atkinson and she's already in the HOF running, in my opinion.
And here, batting cleanup today, is one of the more overrated "stars" in Hollywood, Kristin Cavallari. I say overrated because her claim to fame is being on a "reality" show about brats who live in California. But she is indeniably smoking and this picture definitely is worth an appearance on Sideboob Friday.
As always, enjoy your weekends gentlemen.
Sideboob Friday is a production of Boiled Sports and runs every Friday in this space, mainly because J Money is an uncouth hornball and if he wasn't doing this column, he'd be insisting on seeing his wife's boobs all day and then neither of them would get anything done. If you've got a request or submission for Sideboob Friday, please feel free to share at BoiledSports@gmail.com.