Old People Are Cute

As you've no doubt seen/heard by now, Joe Paterno was his cute little detached self last night during Penn State's NIT game. Highlights included him saying that "Everyone says" basketball is a "black man's game." Who says that, exactly, Joe?

He went on to explain that it used to be a Jewish man's game.

What?

As far as we can tell, this one isn't an April Fool's Day joke. Wouldn't it be funny if the thing that winds up stopping JoePa's coaching career is a truly inappropriate comment? I'm not saying this is it, but it's a little unhinged. And remember how much time college coaches have to spend in press conferences. Could get very interesting.

Oh, also, Penn State beat another Big East powerhouse -- Notre Dame. Man, that Big East is stout.

Since We're not Journalists...

Say It Ain't So, Matty!!