An NFL Draft Song For Manti Te'o

Lannay Kekuaikimaka is the name to say /
On a bright NFL Draft Day /
That's the Domer greeting that we send to you /
From the land where false legends play /

Here we know that Manti's woman was never seen in the light /
Or the sun or moon, during day or under the stars at night /
Lannay Kekuaikimaka is the rest of the college football world's way /
To say suck it, Manti, todaaaaaaaay.

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