Patriot Night In America

"I want to make sweet, sweet love to Tom Brady..."

"I just got done giving Bill Bellichick a full-body oil rub."

Thanks NBC, John Madden and Al Michaels. You have completed your Dick Vitale school of Television Journalism classes...and the shilly-goodness is evident!

You guys stink.

(By the way, I'm posting this before the game is over...Regardless of outcome, I'm sick of their garbage.)

Purdue v. Clemson Postgame Thoughts

Much Better This Weekend