Cut Me, Mick!

Those regular visitors among you know that we're fans of the game of golf here. Well, holy schniekes, it looks like Tiger is going to miss the cut at a major for only the second time in his illustrious career (and the first time that didn't involve the death of his dad).

The conditions are apparently brutal today, and yet Old Man Watson somehow continues to hang in there, tied for the lead.

It's not like many of us here in the U.S. were going to watch this anyway since it's on so damn early here, but without Tiger or Phil, I'm sure the ratings will dip even more.

Stop it, Tiger. This isn't funny.

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