Signs the UFL is failing already

-Wash-ups...lots of wash-ups.
-Too many players with the physique of J, Tim and I.
-Many players hold onto the ball like Purdue kick and punt returners.
-The first week of games came and went...and only my older brother and I watched.

The teams looked like as crisp as Purdue during a spring game...but worse-dressed.

Paul Maguire stinks.

Let's just say their sideline reporters aren't Erin Andrews.

Look at all the fan!

No, that's not a dude impersonating Tiger Woods on Sunday, that's the ref.

Purdue v. an Ohio State University Predicto

Let's Take A Dump!