SBF -- Olympic Edition

Alright, you daffodils.... your precious SBF is back this week, with an ode to the ladies of the Olympics. Sure, there were tons more lovely lady lumps that deserved consideration, but sadly Alicia Sacramone doesn't wear revealing clothing. Your loss.

On we go...

Look, I don't care if she's 41 years old. Dara Torres is pretty hot. There's just something allurring about a woman whose body looks like one lean muscle -- like she could break you in half with her thighs. At least you'd go with a smile.

Oh, Jennie. Here lies Jennie Finch, our tall drink o' water softball pitcher who has always been touted as unhittable, and yet somehow didn't manage to bring home the gold. Not sure it matters, though... you're forgiven, Jennie.

I don't think Amanda Beard swims for the U.S. anymore. I also don't care one way or the other. The important thing is that she's always willing to take off her clothes.

Not a particularly racy shot, but so what, you salacious dogs?? This is gold medalist Misty May-Treanor of our 100-something-in-a-row dominant beach volleyball team. I think it's cool that activities once reserved for drunk beachgoers are now Olympic sports. Next up, that paddleball game I always played as a kid with the wooden paddles.

And rounding out our footage for today is Kerri Walsh, Misty's partner in crime, and she who doesn't mind her ass being grabbed by patriotic Americans. You're doing God's work, Kerri.

That's all for this week. As always, be good, be safe and don't do anything I wouldn't do (not sure what that rules out).

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