Johnson is ornery, grumpy, stubborn, and already hates Purdue AD Mike Bobinski. Let's do this!
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Jim Chaney
The well-traveled, former Purdue OC is often the fall-guy at most schools. But his resume is extensive, and he has clear Purdue ties.
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Brady Hoke
(We aren't very nice to Brady Hoke in this post.)
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Pete Lembo
He wore out his welcome at Ball State, but there was a period of time where Lembo was a clear Power 5 candidate. Does Purdue own a time machine?
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Lane Kiffin
OH MY GOD THAT'S LANE KIFFIN'S MUSIC!
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Jeff Tedford
Want an experienced, above-average candidate who wouldn't get anyone excited? Tedford might be the guy for you.
The Parker Era Begins – The Nebraska Predicto
The Boilermakers head to Lincoln this weekend to play in the 3:30 time slot in Gerad Parker's first game as interim head coach and following last year's beatdown of the children of the corn in West Lafayette. It's time to get CRUNK!
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Willie Taggart
Willie Taggart has rebuilt two programs, has a dynamic offensive system, is young, and has lengthy Midwest connections. He'd be a home-run hire for Purdue.
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Skip Holtz
Lou's kid Skip has been a head coach for a lot longer than you think he has. Does Little Holtz have the right resume for Purdue? (Nah.)
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Scottie Montgomery
I'm buying all the Scottie Montgomery stock I can get my hands on, because even though he's barely got any HC experience I'd bet on him being a very good high major coach.
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Scott Satterfield
Appalachian State's head coach needs a few more years before a high major offer rolls around, but he's definitely on the right path.
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Scott Frost
Scott Frost will not be Purdue's next head coach. But we love him and are fascinated by him and he already wears black and gold, so why not write about him?
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Philip Montgomery
Baylor's old OC and Tulsa's current HC is considered an eventual high-major head coaching candidate. Does he own a winter coat?
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Joe Moglia
The former CEO of TD Ameritrade is now a football head coach. Seriously, this guy is pretty much living the dream.
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Doug Meacham
He's a brilliant offensive mind, and is approaching the crossroads of being a permanent OC or taking a lower level coaching job. Would he be a good fit at Purdue?
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Bob Shoop
Middle aged, no head coaching experience, and a last name that will make Purdue fans gag. Who said we couldn't have a little fun this week?
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Mike Sanford Jr
Notre Dame's current OC Mike Sanford was, until this disastrous season, a rising star among Midwest assistant coaches. He'll certainly get a Purdue look.
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search: Bryan Harsin
Yeah, we know Harsin's probably not coming. But he's awesome, and this is our website, so we get to write about who we want.
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search Favorites: (Co-)#1 Jeff Brohm
A retired professional quarterback, an offensive guru, and a rising star in the coaching ranks, Jeff Brohm claims BS' top spot on the 2016 Purdue coach wishlist.
2016 Purdue Football Coaching Search Favorites: (Co-)#1 Bo Pelini
A long track record of Big Ten success, the only funny parody Twitter account still surviving, and extremely available to steamroll Nebraska every year; Bo Pelini is BS' co-#1 despite being an insane person.