Green Jackets Are Studly

Hey! The Masters started today. And some dude named Ian Poulter had a hole in one (they're going with "Poulter Heist" over on Tiger's even for the day with only like 20 guys to jump over... nothing for him.

And since I like to share old commercials that I think are cool, here's evidence that Tiger can do things with a golf ball that no human should be able to do.

Come on... seriously...

Hannnng on Boobies, Sideboobies Hang On

Stuff that's making me want to revert to my life of organized crime