No, We Don't Know Anything Yet, Either

We've gotten several direct requests for information or insider info on the status of JJ and Smooge and their pending NBA decisions and whether or not we know anything.

No, we do not.

I assure you, if we knew something official, we'd be shouting it from the rooftops -- the only difference is how we'd get down off the rooftop after shouting. In one scenario, we take the elevator. In another, we sit and cry on the roof, the police are called, Martin Riggs comes and talks us down. In the third, dark scenario, we simply jump immediately.

I kid, of course.

Martin Riggs is fictional.

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